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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via yukikame)

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via ilymorgannn)

daddyslonely:

while my right hand is up the back of her skirt.

(via yukikame)

i-am-broken:

i know i  joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.

(Source: i-am-broken, via yukikame)

pussylipgloss:

sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

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